Multiplexology: The Mission
Send questions to hr@multiplexology.org.
Uniplexor agents got you down? Are you tired of hearing about how karma, chaos, love, hate, and not to mention ignorance are just facts of life? Or that what goes around comes around? Tired of the old motifs about life being unfair, everyone being special, society being stubborn and slow, and holons being hopelessly unlinked? We bet you are. Here at multiplexology.org we’d like to present you with a new option.
We all know how uniplexology fails to fill in the void-gaps, fuse the edges together, or weave even one single tiny tendril of truly expansive intellect into the fabric of the memeplex. Multiplexology does all this and more. It is a cosmic macrolyzing force; not a microlyzing one, and it is magnifying its own intensity while you read about it, no no, because you are reading about it.
It helps those who help themselves, one could say.
A few arguments have been raised against it, sure: On tabloid covers we saw it tangled up in sketchville’s grape-vine rumor mill; it did serve time behind bars for three counts of assimilation; and it has gotten into a lot of debt gambling on the treeologist underdog, Burmi. Nevertheless, it continues to shine dubiosity on sceptics, despite the scientific method, the artistic method, and the ethics method. It is minimalism to the max — A truly dynamic power wrapper for unhinging the tension markers of decivil ambiguity and illustrious disorder — and it is now winning in the ferocious battle against chilly ivory blankness.
To us it comes with arms of cosmic absurdity open, dispensing to us the mission-adventures we so desperately seek, and when we finish with those, it honors us with multiple-choice quests to answer. It is an extra-civilizing force in the universe. Additionally, it projects into the hands of the capable (and future-wise capable) the many ominous needs of the citizens of tomorrow. In this way it proposes near-pointless instantiations with which to transfigure a multitude of multi-unities, enough even to unbound the proveletic crystal mines the uniplexor agents have been keeping from us all this time. We have faith in Multiplexology. Our moment will come, and when it does, we’ll rush into the mines and grab all the proveletic crystals we can carry, and we’ll do it so fast that those uniplexor losers won’t even know what hit ‘em. You’ll see — it’s gonna be hella multiplexulous…
